Guten Tag. My name is Professor Woofmeister. I am a Professor in Barkanomics and Cultural Scenting Studies at the Diggology Department of the University of Ruffminister. My key research area is on heritage studies with a particular focus on the relationship between real-world cultural interaction and digital communication. I am an expert digger and often away on field research, however, I am contactable by e-mail, should you require my service. Tschüss!